Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Amusing Product Safety Tips

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning Keep out of children.

On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boots' Childrens' Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On the bottom of Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.

On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning May cause drowsiness.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsburys' peanuts: Warning Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions Open packet, eat nuts.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

On German headphones: Do not increase volume past threshold of pain.

On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.

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