Antwerp XIII: Superstitious?

Well here we are, made it through to the other side of a great tour. No deaths and no chickens, (reported to date).

Saturday started just like any normal Saturday with our normal match atire...


The barmy army made it out to support us...


The pre match warm up, "YOU SHUT UP!!!"


Playing and touring party...


Nobby the salmon... leading to a 17 - 7 victory for the 2nd consecutive year!


More photo's to come.(when brain is working again)

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At The Welfare Office

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £100,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Joke - Court

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?”
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, “What is it?”

The husband said “She also stole a can of peas."