Friday, November 28, 2003

Joke of the Day

Dorothy was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant she saw him she started to cry. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her.

Through her tears she explained that the reason she was so upset was because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The attendant apologized and explained that they always put the bodies in a black suit as a matter of course but he'd see what he could do. The next day Dorothy returned to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the attendant pulled back the curtain, Dorothy managed to smile through her tears as Albert was now wearing a smart blue suit.

"How did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?" She asked the attendant.

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit.
His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the attendant replied.

"After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.................."

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